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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Peeing my grandmas bed in the middle of the night. i was about 4
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DEAR EX… YOU’ll NEVER FORGET ME
I remember when i was dating Kaelee… she was sitting outside my house, we were talking having a grand old time. then i heard kateland screaming from inside the house. i walk in to tell her to shut the hell up. i walk back outside…pick up a stick and swing at a bush that had even MORE sticks in it. one of them broke off and flew straight for Kaelees eye. I couldnt believe it… she buried her face in her hands and at the time i thought she was laughing… so i start laughing but really she was crying. she looked up at me and to my amazement…
a little chunk of her eye was missing.
HAAAAAHAAAA BITCH! you’ll never forget me now :)
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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!
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indeed.. you could never tell that he was obese.
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HAHAHA twilight is poop. But i only put up with it cause she loves it.
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”Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere” -Albert Einstein
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Do not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness.” – James Thurber
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cheap shapes, cheap uke, life is cheap. gotta love it
